Ronny Cedeno’s eye black mustache is amazing.
This will forever be known as the greatest thing Ronny Cedeno has contributed to Major League Baseball.
This will forever be known as the greatest thing Ronny Cedeno has contributed to Major League Baseball. Because let’s be real, he won’t be known for his defense.
The greatest thing Ronny Cedeno ever provided me with is that, yes, you can get caught stealing on a walk. Also, his pants are rad.
Ronny Cedeno struggled to grow a mustache with the rest of the team, so he decided to paint one.
I take back anything negative I’ve ever said about Cedeno. Ronny, you’re my hero.
Ronny Cedeño has a mustache made of eye black.
I do not even know.
Acts like these are why I heart Ronny Cedeno. Because obviously his baseball skills are not responsible.
I think I should get punched for saying I miss Ronny Cedeno. Because no one really should. He was okay at fielding - except every sixth throw seemed to go ten feet above Derrek Lee’s head. And he kind of sucked at hitting - except for that one brief time in April 2008, when Ronny Cedeno actually became patient and stopped swinging at ever pitch thrown to him. And in general, Ronny Cedeno was a guy who should have panned out better, but instead got the nickname of E6.
I like his pants, though.
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