Mr. Burns: Smithers, it’s almost game time!  Where the devil are my ringers?
Smithers: Sir, Mike Scioscia may not live through the night.  Steve Sax is looking at six consecutive life sentences. Ozzie Smith seems to have vanished off the face of the earth.
Mr Burns: Well, what about Canseco?  What about Clemens?
Smithers: Sir, he’s in no condition to play.

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